Saints Row The Third’s stat tracking has revealed that “more than 2 million people have been bludgeoned to death by the Penetrator so far.” I can safely say that I had a hand in around 20 of those fatalities and plan to go on until I have reached record numbers to rival modern day serial killers.
Some other interesting stats that have been revealed are:
– 5.8 billion citizens of Steelport have met their demise while roaming around town. That’s 19 times the population of the US, or 85% of the population of the world.
– Players have spent a cumulative 2 years in their birthday suits streaking the streets of Steelport and making old ladies scream.
– In Whored Mode, 44 million pimps, gimps, and prostitutes have been dispatched.
– 650 hot dog mascots have been overcooked to death by players using flamethrowers.
Our review is due to go live in a few hours, but I am happy to reveal that yours truly had an absolute ball playing the game. Wait. That didn’t come out quite right.
