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Known as Victor Vieira to his mommy,
r0gue is a Consoloptipus [con-sol-opti-pus] plural: con-sol–opto-pi
• Derived from Latin meaning “he who is too cheap to buy a gaming pc”
• Commonly found online. If encountered in natural habitat, presume dangerous [to himself].
• From the ‘alles-terian’ group [will eat anything]. Needs regular feeds.