We’ve decided a poem is in order to celebrate our enthusiasm for the gamers of South Africa. Except none of us are particularly poetic around here. So how about: ‘Roses are red, violets are blue, we like finding out about gamers… and eating them too.’
Go ahead. Introduce yourself. Don’t be shy.
My name is Wiaan Fritz or supermario1wp as the online community knows me as, and I like to pew pew pew, shoot stuff, drop tango’s, you know? I also run the twitter side of RTSA or RogueTroopersZA.
What’s you platform of choice? Why?
PS3 is the platform of choice, been playing PlayStation since forever!
Can you remember the first time you ‘gamed’?
32-bit TV game. LOL. Mario Bro’s.
How long have you been gaming?
I’ve been gaming since primary school days, so a very long time.
When do you think you’ll stop gaming?
Is this a serious q? NEVER. [We’re always serious here. Gaming is a serious business. – Undead Ed]
Are you a serious gamer? Or do you enjoy a laugh?
Serious gamer, but I do have fun online as well.
Singleplayer or multiplayer?
Multiplayer .
Is playing online important to you?
I feel this is a trick question? It obviously is very very important.
Are you a member of a clan? Who are they and why?
Proud member of RogueTroopersZA, I got roped in and its been brilliant sharing gaming xp with my online family.
Favourite game currently?
Black Ops 2, even though there’s a patch every second week that messes something up. LOL, thanks Treyarch.
Do you have any hobbies outside of gaming? What?
Making music and spending time with family and friends.
You’re stranded on a desert island and a genie grants you five items. Name them:
A game: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3
A CD: Tiesto – Caleidoscope
A movie or TV series: Big Bang Theory
An organic life form: It’s a genie? So I want a talking tree!!!! [Quite frankly, the most bizarre request ever… Undead Ed]
Something edible or drinkable: Chocolate Steri Stumpie.
What’s the most embarrassing or worst game you’ve ever bought or received as a gift?
That’s never happened… people know my likes and dislikes.
If you were a game designer, describe your ultimate game design.
FPS with alien weaponry with an action packed campaign mode that takes longer than a day to finish on easy mode.
The zombie apocalypse has happened. You’re facing down a ravenous zombie horde (which may or may not include members of ZG in bikinis). What weapon do you grab?
Pack a punch RPG or RPD ( I can have scavenger perk equipped and some c4 also,right?)
In the aforementioned zombie apocalypse you humans are all toast. Become a turncoat and assist the superior zombies or stay with the soon to be wiped out human resistance?
Uhm that’s difficult? I saaayyyy fight till the very end.
Thanks for taking the time to answer our silly questions. What game are you off to play now that you’re done?
Some Call of Duty Black Ops2!!!!
We welcome all gamers, regardless of age, sex, creed, platform or whether you’re human or zombie. There’s no discrimination around here, so feel free to contact us if you are keen to feature in this column in the future at info@zombiegamer.co.za and we’ll think about – after you’ve sent us a sample of your braaaaaaiiiiinnnnsss.