…and when I say weird, I mean terrible.
There are great games and there are not so great games out there. People find joy in some games where others don’t. If you aren’t sure about a game and it didn’t do well with the reviews - then rent it, buy it from a bargain bin or borrow it if you think you could find joy in it. However, here are three titles that I can’t for the life of me see how a publishing house would approve it. How a retailer would carry stock of and how on this good gaming world, some gamer would actually buy the damn game.
3. Mr.Mosquito
Mr. Mosquito was a 2005 Playstation 2 title where you, the lead mosquito, needed to extract blood from a household. Intriguing isn’t it? You skillfully hover around the house’s inhabitants, wait for a spot on their body to flash red, and then sieze upon the opportunity to suck their blood. Now if this were a vampire and not a mosquito I might actually be keen. The curve ball here is that you need to be careful as not to disturb the victim or they will notice you and then you will have to bump certain parts of their body in order to get them to calm down or if you are totally bust you could get chased with bug spray.
So I ask… why?
2. Toilet Kids
Ah, I see this was a PC game and I have always been a console gamer which is clearly how I missed this doozy. I can totally understand how and why the developer came up with the plot for Toilet Kids. In this one you are a young boy who goes to the bathroom in the middle of the night and gets sucked into the toilet . You find yourself in a world where everyone looks like toilet fixtures, you battle your way past the evil toilet… fixtures? The goal is to eventually battle the final boss – the Urinal.
Epic plot. Current-gen sequel please.
1. Super Pii Pii Brothers
I will admit that I actually think this one is super cool. It’s strange but it does actually play out a fantasy of mine, not to urinate on animals, but to whip it out and pee in a crowd… how liberating.
The good people at Nintendo even made a peripheral (which I desperately want) with a harness to assist in accuracy, that will have you pee into a urinal with extra points to be had for peeing on animals.
The clever description reads: “Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing.”
Yes, again I say it is a ‘cracker,’ but a strange and a terrible ‘cracker’ and therefore it reigns as Zombiegamer’s strangest game ever!
I must say, I applaud the creators. How on earth you got published only a higher power knows.
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