Gamers. What a weird bunch we are eh? Always larking about, pretending to be something we’re not. I mean, who really thinks our gamer this week is really a monster? Or a tookie (whatever the heck that is)? It’s not nearly as believable as this site being run by zombies. Gamers – you’re a wonderful bunch of loons. Go ahead. …
RaW Gaming is a newly formed PS3 clan who love their CoD raw most likely. That wild yell of excitement you just heard was indeed Undead Ed… in fact, he nearly split his spleen with excitement. He loves it raw. Raw meat. Raw brains. Raw humans. Raw gaming. You can therefore imagine his excitement when he was handed this assignment……
Area 53. We assumed that it was even more top secret than Area 51 or Area 52… so we tied down the agents behind the venture and tortured the following information out of them. They really gave up pretty easily when we threatened to invade their first LAN with our ravenous zombie horde. If you want to find out if…
Sometimes humans (and strangely, gamers specifically) try and disarm you with their charm. Then they turn around and want to destroy you with a German super-weapon. Our effort to achieve a peaceful zombie/human existence appears to still have plenty of years of work to go. But we shall prevail. When we wipe you all out of course… Gamer of the…
It’s unlikely you will ever see a zombie horde operate with any of the efficiency of a military force. It will probably be the only reason human resistance will hold out for more than a day. We do however have our greatest minds working on understanding the (human) military structure to see what we can learn and modify it for…
Undead Ed was heard calling for a revolution just yesterday. “It’s time to take up arms and rebel against our human masters!” Oh how we laughed. Humans? Our masters?! The lad was clearly dropped on his head in his formative years. He did have a point though. It’s time we turned the heat up in the apocalypse. Trying to control…