Zzzzzzz. That’s the sound of a sleeping zombie. And sleeping humans too apparently. We zombies see it as a ‘welcome to the human buffet’ sign actually. So don’t sleep. Or have a name that starts with a ‘Z’. Like this week’s unfortunate soul. Because he hasn’t been seen since answering these questions…

Go ahead.  Introduce yourself.  Don’t be shy.

Hey my name is Zaidon Jones aka Zaidy if you aren’t already make sure to follow me @Rev_Zaidy on Twitter. I am a 16 year old Call Of Duty Competitive Gamer. My platform of choice has to be the PS4 because I have always been a fan of the PlayStation.

Can you remember the first time you ‘gamed’?

The first time I have gamed was at the age of 6. I have been gaming for 10 years.

When do you think you’ll stop gaming?

I don’t think that I’ll stop gaming I’ll game till I reach old age and will still continue to game.

Are you a serious gamer?  Or do you enjoy a laugh?

Yes when it comes to competitive gaming then I will be serious about it because I want to be the very best.

Singleplayer or multiplayer?

I prefer both single and multiplayer it all depends whether I feel like playing with people today or if I feel like playing alone.

Is playing online important to you?

Yes playing online is important to me because you get to meet new people and friends who enjoy the same things you do.

Are you a member of a clan?  Who are they and why?

Yes I am a member of a clan I’m actually the owner/founder of it. The clans name is @ReverseReality_
I formed this clan to help myself and others make a name for ourselves in the community. Our clan isn’t just a clan we are a family always ready to help each other out. I want my clan to get bigger and play against the best teams in the community.

Favourite game currently?

My favorite game currently has to be GTA V because I enjoy playing it with friends and just messing around.

Do you have any hobbies outside of gaming?  What?

  • The only hobbie I have outside of gaming is soccer.

You’re stranded on a desert island and a genie grants you five items.  Name them:

A game: Call Of Duty (Any)
A CD: Eminem
A movie or TV series: The Series Teen Wolf 
An organic life form: Dog
Something edible or drinkable: Pizza

What’s the most embarrassing or worst game you’ve ever bought or received as a gift?

The most embarrassing game I ever bought was Little Big Planet.

If you were a game designer, describe your ultimate game design.

If I was a game designer I would make a open world RPG game with character customization and a wide range of vehicles that the player can use to fight off a blood thirsty group of zombies or other players. The player can choose to team up with friends and fight off the zombies or they can choose to go solo and fight the undead and other players.

The zombie apocalypse has happened.  You’re facing down a ravenous zombie horde (which may or may not include members of ZG in bikinis).  What weapon do you grab?

The weapon I would grab will be the ARK-7 from CoD BO3.

In the aforementioned zombie apocalypse you humans are all toast.  Become a turncoat and assist the superior zombies or stay with the soon to be wiped out human resistance?

In the event all humans are toast I would not abandon them I would still fight alongside them and try and push back the zombies.

Thanks for taking the time to answer our silly questions.

We welcome all gamers, clans and industry sorts regardless of age, sex, creed, platform or whether you’re human or zombie.  There’s no discrimination around here, so feel free to contact us if you are keen to feature in this column in the future at info@zombiegamer.co.za and we’ll think about – after you’ve sent us a sample of your braaaaaaiiiiinnnnsss.