Patcher: “I Don’t Think Nintendo Fans Are So Stupid They Would Buy a Piece of Cardboard”

Gaming analyst, Michael Pachter has previously made it well known that he is skeptical about Nintendo’s upcoming Wii U.

Patcher famously stated at the recent Develop Conference  that the Wii U is a “solution in search of a problem,” and that he does not believe it is going to work.

More recently, the outspoken analyst was quoted saying Nintendo could sell a piece of cardboard to its fans.

MyNintendoNews now report that he has rectified he’s previous statement, explaining that Nintendo fans would to purchase any ‘Nintendo-labeled box’.

“I don’t think Nintendo fans are so stupid they would buy a piece of cardboard. A box on the other hand, that says Nintendo on it, they probably would.

“Remember when you were a kid and you get gifts, and when you’re really little you like the box better than the gift?

“That’s how I think of Nintendo fanboys.”

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