Well. Not really. We were (along with a few other local media outlets) approached to write a snappy piece about a TV series character and their likelihood of dying per day due to the constant danger they found themselves in.

We of course opted for the pain in the neck of every zombie called Rick Grimes. Why? Because against all odds, he is still standing, even after we’ve sent our elite zombie ninja assassins after him. But let’s be fair, it was either him or Jessica Fletcher… and if you had to ask “who?” then you know why we opted for the grimey one.

For the full skinny on what ourselves and other “SA experts” had to say about their chosen characters, you can head here and be amazed. Or disagree. Yeah, you’ll probably disagree, because we know you people.