Allow us to introduce you to GlassyDoor (we don’t know why either…). On the Xbox 360 SA Community Forums, he goes by the slightly catchier – and more ominous – moniker of grimreaper. However, the real public service announcement here is that he is a zombie killer. We don’t really know if we can find it in our decaying hearts to see past that.
Go ahead. Introduce yourself. Don’t be shy.
Hi everyone my name is Joshua (Xbox 360 GT – GlassyDoor), I was born in Durban and currently still living there. I have a passion for gaming.
What’s you platform of choice? Why?
Xbox 360, as I feel it has the best games and graphics; I feel it is the best platform on the market.
Can you remember the first time you ‘gamed’?
Yes, vaguely, it was when I was about 5 years old, sitting on my dad’s lap, playing Doom on the PC.
How long have you been gaming?
Since I was 5, I’m now 19 so that’s 14 years now.
When do you think you’ll stop gaming?
I don’t think that day will ever come; I will game to my death.
Are you a serious gamer? Or do you enjoy a laugh?
I’m mostly a serious gamer, but I sometimes play just for fun when I play games like FIFA.
Singleplayer or multiplayer?
I play Singleplayer for the campaign, once I’ve completed it, I play multiplayer.
Is playing online important to you?
Yes it is, as I spend most of my time gaming online.
Are you a member of a clan? Who are they and why?
Not a member of a clan, but looking to join one in the future.
Favourite game currently?
It has to be Read Dead Redemption.
Do you have any hobbies outside of gaming? What?
Football mainly, I enjoy watching it, but I enjoy watching movies and listening to music.
You’re stranded on a desert island and a genie grants you five items. Name them:
A game: Read Dead Redemption
A CD: My Chemical Romance – The Black Parade is Dead!
A movie or TV series: The Walking Dead
An organic life form: Hannah Gittins
Something edible or drinkable: Pizza
What’s the most embarrassing or worst game you’ve ever bought or received as a gift?
Has to be Harry Potter – Deathly Hallows Part 1, received it as a gift for Christmas the one year.
If you were a game designer, describe your ultimate game design.
It would definitely be a sandbox game, have a lot of action, drama, a bit of comedy and romance.
The zombie apocalypse has happened. You’re facing down a ravenous zombie horde (which may or may not include members of ZG in bikinis). What weapon do you grab?
A Katana sword.
In the aforementioned zombie apocalypse you humans are all toast. Become a turncoat and assist the superior zombies or stay with the soon to be wiped out human resistance?
Stay with the soon to be wiped out human resistance and fight the zombies.
Thanks for taking the time to answer our silly questions. What game are you off to play now that you’re done?
Resident Evil 6 (Killing zombies), Crysis 2, FIFA 13 and Minecraft.
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