meWe really are struggling to understand how we could have not seen this coming. Another zombie hater. Really? What on earth have we actually done to you humans? And don’t point us to those propaganda machines called movies. Jeez.

Go ahead.  Introduce yourself.  Don’t be shy.

Hi I’m Adele or gamemissy or just missy and I’m a female gamer.

What’s you platform of choice?  Why?

I play a lot on my PlayStation 3 for trophies aiming to get in Top 20 on SA leaderboard soon! Then I also jam on my Nintendo Wii and other handheld consoles.

Can you remember the first time you ‘gamed’?

Guess I was like 6/7 years old, my dad bought an 8-bit game machine and some games and since then I have been gaming.

How long have you been gaming?

My whole life, hehehe, but should be like 23 years.

When do you think you’ll stop gaming?

Don’t think I will quit soon. Might not trophy hunt in the future, but will still play all the good exclusive games.

Are you a serious gamer?  Or do you enjoy a laugh?

No I’m no serious gamer I enjoy a laugh! It’s what makes gaming fun. No point in playing if you can’t have fun with friends blowing each other up!

Singleplayer or multiplayer?

I like both but prefer singleplayer games.

Is playing online important to you?

Not really, I just usually play online with friends for some fun.

Are you a member of a clan?  Who are they and why?

Yes I’m part of 2 clans [SZG] and [GiRL].
Both clans are a bunch of awesome people really enjoy playing with em!!!!!!

Favourite game currently?

At the moment I really like Grand Theft Auto 5! The online makes it so much fun when jamming with friends!  So much to do – deathmatches, racing and mission etc. or just do random stuff!

Do you have any hobbies outside of gaming?  What?

No, I game a lot – earning Platinum Trophies is time consuming.

You’re stranded on a desert island and a genie grants you five items.  Name them:

A game: Demon’s Souls
A CD: Benni Benassi – Electroman
A movie or TV series:  How I Met Your Mother
An organic life form: Vin Diesel
Something edible or drinkable:  Coffee

What’s the most embarrassing or worst game you’ve ever bought or received as a gift?

None.

If you were a game designer, describe your ultimate game design.

Assassins Creed meets zombies! [Zombie Assassin. Stealthy is not a zombie’s strong point but we’d give it a bash for sure. – Undead Ed]

The zombie apocalypse has happened.  You’re facing down a ravenous zombie horde (which may or may not include members of ZG in bikinis).  What weapon do you grab?

Machete…no ammo needed!

In the aforementioned zombie apocalypse you humans are all toast.  Become a turncoat and assist the superior zombies or stay with the soon to be wiped out human resistance?

I will stick to human resistance no point in joining a losing side. [We’ll see who is the loser one of these days… – Undead Ed]

Thanks for taking the time to answer our silly questions.  What game are you off to play now that you’re done?

Grand Theft Auto 5.

We welcome all gamers, regardless of age, sex, creed, platform or whether you’re human or zombie.  There’s no discrimination around here, so feel free to contact us if you are keen to feature in this column in the future at info@zombiegamer.co.za and we’ll think about – after you’ve sent us a sample of your braaaaaaiiiiinnnnsss.