Sometimes humans (and strangely, gamers specifically) try and disarm you with their charm. Then they turn around and want to destroy you with a German super-weapon. Our effort to achieve a peaceful zombie/human existence appears to still have plenty of years of work to go. But we shall prevail. When we wipe you all out of course…
Gamer of the week is (console clan) F34R’s Adrian – better known as F34R_INC3PT10N online.
Go ahead. Introduce yourself. Don’t be shy.
My name is Adrian, I’m 15, my id/Gamertag is F34R_INC3PT10N and I stay in Johannesburg. I’ve been gaming for quite a while (most of my life actually) and zombies are sexy [Thank you. There really is a first time for everything… Unded Ed]
What’s you platform of choice? Why?
I own a PS3 and Xbox. IMO, there’s no difference at all between them but I have played PS longer so I’m gonna have to go with PS3.
Can you remember the first time you ‘gamed’?
1999-2000 not too sure… Super Mario on GameBoy Colour was the best!
How long have you been gaming?
Since I was about 3-4 years old… ever since I saw a GameBoy with my own eyes I was hooked!
When do you think you’ll stop gaming?
Never … or when it gets boring.
Are you a serious gamer? Or do you enjoy a laugh?
I’m quite a serious gamer but most of the time I enjoy having a laugh when I’m playing with my friends.
Singleplayer or multiplayer?
Depends on the game… FPS games I’ll always prefer the multiplayer.
Is playing online important to you?
Online is the only place I can get away from all the stress in life etc. so it’s definitely important.
Favourite game currently?
Call of Duty series.
Do you have any hobbies outside of gaming? What?
I enjoy playing football and going out with my friends a lot.
You’re stranded on a desert island and a genie grants you five items. Name them:
A game: GTA San Andreas
A CD: Tiesto club life
A movie or TV series: Taken
An organic life form: N/A
Something edible or drinkable: Ozone Energy
What’s the most embarrassing or worst game you’ve ever bought or received as a gift?
Conflict: Denied Ops
If you were a game designer, describe your ultimate game design.
Battlefield 3 + Cod4 + Cod Black Ops (Without Lag).
The zombie apocalypse has happened. You’re facing down a ravenous zombie horde (which may or may not include members of ZG in bikinis). What weapon do you grab?
Wunderwaffe!!! Zombies got no chance
In the aforementioned zombie apocalypse you humans are all toast. Become a turncoat and assist the superior zombies or stay with the soon to be wiped out human resistance?
Thanks for taking the time to answer our silly questions. What game are you off to play now that you’re done?
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