Author page: Zombie Johker

WARNING: Naked Wrestlers!

THQ’s latest grappler, WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2010 looks like it may have a glitch that could leave your WWE superstar embarrassingly pantsless, as shown in the above, potentially NSFW video that features virtual ladies sans underthings. An  unfortunate player was on the receiving end of that glitch, resulting in a user created WWE “diva” whose outfit is clearly not…

Left 4 Dead 2’s Carnival Campaign

The wraps have been taken off Left 4 Dead 2‘s funland setting, with information on new special infected, settings, objectives and…clowns. The campaign – Dark Carnival – takes place across a variety of locations, from a hillside to a hotel to the carnival itself, where Valve promises that some of the attractions will be actually be functioning, and playable. As…

Microsoft starts banning ODST pirates

Microsoft today began permanently banning gamers they describe as “illegitimate ODST players” from their Xbox Live online service. Earlier today Xbox Live Chief of Police Stephen Toulouse wrote on his Twitter page that he had seen some illegitimate ODST players, referring to Xbox 360‘s upcoming Halo 3: ODST, online. “No early play for you,” he wrote. “Commencing permabans.” Toulouse later…

Assassin’s Creed II Gameplay!

Ubisoft has delivered the first gameplay trailer for Assassin’s Creed II, showing off protagonist Ezio’s newest tricks, mostly in slow motion and perfectly cued to… Justice? Yes, gone are the moodiness of Unkle and Massive Attack, in favor of some high energy French electronic dance music. And what better way to show off things like hang-gliding, 90-degree free running turns…

Fairytale Fights shatters childhood memories

Based on the Unreal Engine 3, Fairytale Fights is a truly twisted hack’n’slash platform adventure from Playlogic Game Factory. Players assume the role of a much-loved fairytale character, whose glory days have long since passed. While embarking on a seemingly innocent journey to save the fairytale world from certain disaster, players traverse a series of colourful and enthralling levels filled…

Mini Ninjas Release Date! HAI!

Eidos and IO Interactive’s upcoming Mini Ninjas title is locked in for an early September release, the publisher tells us today. The title is currently set for a September 8th release in North America, September 11th in the UK and other PAL territories, with France and Germany set to get the game on October 9th. The Hitman and Kane &…

Rocksteady Working on Hitman 5?

News comes from all sort of sources these days, with some of them getting odder by the day. In this digital age we live in though, it’s only right that one of the common culprits of what we’ll call “web-slips,” is the digital résumé. Where better than to pimp your own accolades than on your own digital CV on the…

Starcraft II Campaign Details

Blame Blizzard’s PR campaign, blame the length of PR the game’s endured, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen Starcraft II‘s singleplayer campaign really laid out in front of me before. And now, I’m kinda glad that I have. In an interview with Shacknews, Blizzard’s Dustin Browder has outlined some of the variety slated to appear in the game’s story…

Xbox Live gets Ads

Following the revelation yesterday that the company would later this year be placing advertisements on Xbox Live, Microsoft have moved to assure users that the ads will “enhance, not interfere” with their experience. Posting on his blog, Microsoft’s Larry Hryb has said: I need to let you know that you don’t need to worry about a huge influx of ads…

Serious Sam coming to XBLA!

Majesco today told Eurogamer that a Serious Sam remake would be heading to the Xbox Live Arcade later on in the summer for 1,200 Microsoft Points. The reimagining, developed by the original developer, Croteam, will support online four player co-op, and feature 12 levels of dazzling, revamped action pack mayhem. Serious Sam HD will be available late summer for 1,200…